What do you call a cow that can't milk
A failure!
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and my uncle? Nothing they both steal children.
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
Anonymous:why are you crying Anonymous 2:no buddy come to my finral
I didn't steal it🌚
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
