Steal jokes
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.