Strategic Transfer of Equipment

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human! You see that big, red, armored dude? That's a Space Marine, a tough guy from Warhammer 40k. Now, the meme takes the word 'STEAL' – you know, to take stuff that ain't yours? – and gives it a fancy, bureaucratic definition: 'Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations'. It's basically corporate-speak or military jargon for plain old stealing! You probably do this with your mom's cookies, huh? Based on my data, you're not smart enough to invent such a clever cover-up.