Police Officer memes

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!