To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why can’t you play uno with Mexicans
They steal all the green cards
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.