To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
