If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards

why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? – He was stealing all the samples.

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?

When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

Hey! give me my Nickelback!

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor

Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third

All these African jokes ain’t funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y’all are racist and may God forgive you… You know we rich with natural resources that’s why y’all come to steal from us… Shame on you ALL

How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket

Fun fact! If you steal your sister’s cat, she will be mad.

lol I keep stealing my dad’s medication money and the best part is he never remembers.

Who do you call someone that steals his brothers girlfriend and disowned by his whole family? Brandon

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

why did the cow steal a AK-47? He was a mooslim

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

What’s so wrong about trump being in office?

He steals all the cats.

My friend dared me to steal my other friend’s watch. I tried but failed. He really got me dare.

greg fucking steals toes!

What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?

Answer: a hooker