When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
The High Voltage Thief
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, kid. The joke uses words that have legal and electrical meanings like "charged", "resisting", and "cell" because he stole batteries. You're so dim you probably need a jumpstart just to blink.