Space jokes
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
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Js got cussed out for a good 10 mins cause i spaced out talking abt the science behind black holes. Love you too, Mom.