Space jokes
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Sun.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
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