Space jokes
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Memes
toy story meme
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.