Space jokes
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.