Space jokes
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Uranus is cold.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.