Space jokes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions-
Astro-naut
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)
I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
Don't believe in T-H-O-T
She keep playing me dumb (play me)
I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
Y'all don't really know my mental
Lemme give you the picture like stencil
Falling out, in a drought
No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
See, that pain was all around
See, my mode was kinda lounged
Didn't know which-which way to turn
Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
Energy up, you can feel my surge
I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
Everything that I do is electric
I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate
Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
Pass the baton, back and I'm on
Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
Can you please read between the lines?
My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
They say that I'm so fine
You could never match my grind
Please do not, not waste my time
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.