Space jokes
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Memes
toy story meme
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Uranus is cold.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"