Space jokes
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!