Space jokes
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.