Space jokes
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.