Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Ronan's Forehead
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that Ronan is so stupid that he dropped a TV on his head, making his forehead huge like the planet Jupiter. And to add insult to injury, the joke implies that Ronan is so stupid that he thinks Jupiter's rings are orbiting his head. And then the joke is finished by calling snails slow and sloppy like sperm. Damn, you are slow to get that one, aren't you?