Gender Stereotype jokes

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why do men fart louder than women?

Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she's a woman.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.