Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Gender Stereotype Jokes
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
