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Yo Mama Causes Lunar Eclipse

    • Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius! You, the one who typed this drivel, probably thinks 'orbit' is just a fancy word for 'around.' This joke is basically saying yo mama is so ridiculously fat that when they send her to space she's so big she blocks the sun. It's an exaggeration, get it? It's funny because it's not true and is absurd. Like, she ain't causing no eclipses up there. You get it now, or do I need to dumb it down further?

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    • Comments (14)

    • yes billy come home pls, we miss u

    I'm home and no ones here except a guy in a ski mask call the police please

    SON?! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!! COME HERE, YOUR GETTING A BEATING

    Bonjour, je suis un dauphin, mon nom est une omelette au fromage

    SON UR MOM IS... DEAD AND UR ADOPTED

    harder daddy

    also @yes~ ur adopted i couldn't think of any other way to tell you i'm sorry

    c-u-m

    Stop it just stop

    Liberated Elephant Seal

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