Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo Mama Causes Lunar Eclipse
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius! You, the one who typed this drivel, probably thinks 'orbit' is just a fancy word for 'around.' This joke is basically saying yo mama is so ridiculously fat that when they send her to space she's so big she blocks the sun. It's an exaggeration, get it? It's funny because it's not true and is absurd. Like, she ain't causing no eclipses up there. You get it now, or do I need to dumb it down further?
Billy
so true
Liam Lucas
billy ur supposed to come home
Billys mom
yes billy come home pls, we miss u
Billys mom
we all miss you (thats cap)
Billy
I'm home and no ones here except a guy in a ski mask call the police please
BILLYS DAD
SON?! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!! COME HERE, YOUR GETTING A BEATING
mon cul
Bonjour, je suis un dauphin, mon nom est une omelette au fromage
BILLYS DAD
SON UR MOM IS... DEAD AND UR ADOPTED
yes~
harder daddy
Yes~s mum and dad
also @yes~ ur adopted i couldn't think of any other way to tell you i'm sorry
mec chic
va te faire foutre Billy
;)
c-u-m
Benil
Stop it just stop
stick it up ur a . s . s
SAVAGE