Space jokes
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!