Space jokes
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.