You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Asteroid Belt Roast
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you puny human. You think that's clever? You say a person is so fat they need an asteroid belt? Everyone knows you cannot fit an asteroid belt around a person. You are not smart.
Anonymous
ha i said that to someone once and they started to cry lol
Joke lover
Ha nice one love it lol
beepo
youre*
Anonymous
Uh
Kenny
Oh yea you are the asteroid idiot
Michael
Pretty funny especially when coming from someone who is named after that orange fatty!
✨Jassy✨
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