Asteroid Belt Roast

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You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, you puny human. You think that's clever? You say a person is so fat they need an asteroid belt? Everyone knows you cannot fit an asteroid belt around a person. You are not smart.

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    ha i said that to someone once and they started to cry lol

    Oh yea you are the asteroid idiot

    Pretty funny especially when coming from someone who is named after that orange fatty!