For real life!!!???

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?


Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

What did the priest say to the skunk?

Let us spray

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old)

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door

How do you organise a space themed birthday party?

You planet

What does a noisy chilli do?

It gets jalapeno business