Space jokes
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Every moon has a silver lining.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
TOASTER?
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.