Space jokes
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Every moon has a silver lining.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.