Space jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Every moon has a silver lining.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!