Space jokes
Every moon has a silver lining.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What does NASA stand for? ππ§ππ§π
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Memes
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.