Space jokes
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
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