Space jokes
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D