Space jokes
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.