Space jokes
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What do you call a room with no doors?
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.