Space jokes
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.