pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class
big daddy
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
my balls
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
when she says she wrestle so you pull out your dick and she punches it
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"