Saturn jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 馃獝- It has many rings.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don鈥檛 know, but not Saturn because she鈥檚 already got a ring on her.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What鈥檚 the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 馃槃
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
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