Saturn Jokes

Planet

Daniel King
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What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Puns

Your name (optional)
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Ring

Anonymous
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What is Saturn’s favorite movie?

Lord of the rings

Planet

Anonymous
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what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '

Uranus

igloo and you
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You Saturn a chair with Uranus

Planet

Anonymous
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Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!

Fat

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yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum

Uranus

uro
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say all the planets mars,saturn,uranus

Uranus

Uranus :)
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All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it's so big.

Ring

chimichanga
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What is saturns fav song 7 rings

Planet

Ethan
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Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her

Uranus

Anonymous
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what did saturn say to uranus? hi .

Planet

Sophie
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What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your ringsšŸ˜„

Ring

summer
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Q:why is saturn a boy planet ? A: because he has a nic ring to it

Pluto

Anonymous
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What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours

Saturn

Anonymous
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hi im hi

Hairline

Anonymous
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What’s the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing

Planet

Hanna
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Why Didn't Neptune Marry Saturn?

Because He knew He wasn't Hot!

Saturday

Aubrey
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What Saturn's favorites Day Saturday

Uranus

MysT
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My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus

Ring

xD
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saturn was so loved someone put a ring on him.

Planet

Anonymous
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Why did Saturn have rings

Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.

Fat

Anonymous
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jo mama so fat she thought saturn was des nuts

Fat

Anonymous
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What do you call a fat chink? Saturn