Saturn Jokes

Planet

Daniel King

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 馃獝- It has many rings.

Puns

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Ring

Anonymous

What is Saturn鈥檚 favorite movie?

Lord of the rings

Planet

Anonymous

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '

Uranus

igloo and you

You Saturn a chair with Uranus

Planet

Anonymous

Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!

Fat

yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum

Uranus

uro

say all the planets mars,saturn,uranus

Uranus

Uranus :)

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it's so big.

Ring

chimichanga

What is saturns fav song 7 rings

Planet

Ethan

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don鈥檛 know, but not Saturn cause she鈥檚 already got a ring on her

Uranus

Anonymous

what did saturn say to uranus? hi .

Planet

Sophie

What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings馃槃

Ring

summer

Q:why is saturn a boy planet ? A: because he has a nic ring to it

Pluto

Anonymous

What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours

Saturn

Anonymous

hi im hi

Hairline

Anonymous

What鈥檚 the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing

Planet

Hanna

Why Didn't Neptune Marry Saturn?

Because He knew He wasn't Hot!

Saturday

Aubrey

What Saturn's favorites Day Saturday

Uranus

MysT

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus

Ring

xD

saturn was so loved someone put a ring on him.

Planet

Anonymous

Why did Saturn have rings

Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.

Fat

Anonymous

jo mama so fat she thought saturn was des nuts

Fat

Anonymous

What do you call a fat chink? Saturn