What is the richest planet?
Saturn đȘ- It has many rings.
Saturn Jokes
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" đ
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Which planet would I consider dating?
I donât know, but not Saturn because sheâs already got a ring on her.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Hi, I'm Hi.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Whatâs the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
