Saturn Jokes

Daniel King
in Planet

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Your name (optional)
in Puns

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

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in Uranus

say all the planets mars,saturn,uranus

Uranus :)
in Uranus

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because, it’s so big.

Anonymous

What is Saturn’s favorite movie?

Lord of the rings

summer

Q:why is saturn a boy planet ? A: because he has a nic ring to it

Anonymous
in Planet

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

igloo and you
in Uranus

You Saturn a chair with Uranus

Anonymous
in Planet

Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!

Ethan
in Planet

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her

Anonymous

what did saturn say to uranus? hi .

Sophie
in Planet

What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄

Anonymous
in Pluto

What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours

Hanna
in Planet

Why Didn’t Neptune Marry Saturn?

Because He knew He wasn’t Hot!

chimichanga

What is saturns fav song 7 rings

MysT
in Uranus

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus

xD

saturn was so loved someone put a ring on him.

Anonymous

hi im hi

Anonymous
in Planet

Why did Saturn have rings

Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.

Anonymous
in Fat

What do you call a fat chink? Saturn