Space jokes
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.