Space jokes
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.