What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
