Space jokes
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.