Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
