Star Trek jokes
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.