What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
What did the start say is Star Trek
3 Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
