Star Trek

Star Trek Jokes

Space Travel

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

Toilet Paper

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Ear

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

Log

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

Log

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Bar

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."