What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? – “Make it sew.”

How many ears does Captain Picard have? – Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

Where do the Borg eat fast food? – Borger King.

3 Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, “Y’all want a drink?” The first Vulcan says, “I don’t know.”

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, “Y’all want a drink?” The second Vulcan says, “I don’t know.”

The bartender asks Spock, “Y’all want a drink?” Spock says, “Yes.”