If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
