Space jokes
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.