I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Sun.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
