Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Jupiter
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didnât make it.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Uranus is huge.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I canât seem to put it down.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
