Moon walk jokes

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.