Moon walk jokes

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.