Moon walk jokes

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

- The Milky Way!