Earth jokes
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!