How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
