Uranus or Urine?

  • I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, champ. The joke here is that Uranus sounds like "your anus" when you say it out loud. And "yuuranus" sounds like urine. Urine is pee. People pee out of their butthole. Get it? Okay, good. Now go back to drooling on yourself, you neanderthal.

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  • What I meant was YOOR-uh-nus

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