Space jokes
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.