Space jokes
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.