Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Chinese Space Program
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So, China wanted to send a doggo to space, right? But get this, they didn't 'cause they frickin' ATE the dog! Yeah, like chow mein, but with woof woof! It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda messed up. Like your brain after trying to understand basic stuff. Woof!