My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Shiz
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how? Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮