Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Uranus: Diamond Cow
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Listen up, buttercup. Uranus is a planet, right? And this joke says it poops out diamonds and is also a cow. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's stupid and makes no sense. Plus, anyone who doesn't get that Uranus is a planet probably still thinks the Earth is flat.