Sound jokes
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why Jake?
FRRR N
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!