Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
"Baaad boy."
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
