Sound jokes
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Six one.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"