Sound jokes
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Memes
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!