Sound jokes
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Memes
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!