Sound jokes
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Heh.
Six one.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."