"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Why Jake?
FRRR N
