Sound jokes
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."