Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
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What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!