Post Malone jokes

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.