Post Malone jokes

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.