Post Malone jokes

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.