Rifle and a Microwave

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up! So, like, a rifle goes "ping" when you shoot it, right? And a microwave goes "ping" when your Hot Pocket is done. Get it? I can tell you are just like a Hot Pocket; a little slow, and you need more time in the microwave. Sheesh.

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