Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
You call, I'm putting on
Frank (34) DJ
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass."
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Dj croos joke
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
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