Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. -- I didn't want to interrupt her.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dad! Dad Who? *Silence*
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Redundant.
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom Because it has a silent p
If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says "doctor I have a confession". The doctor asks "what is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis". The doctor looks at her and asks "anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies "no, just a penis".
