Sound jokes

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

What goes zzub zzub zzub?

A fly flying backwards!

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼

What do you call a train full of gum?

A chew chew train.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.

CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"

Six one.

What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?

A hoe hoe hoe.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."