Sound jokes
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Memes
Do you hear what I hear? | Daily Spooktober Meme #3
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
*moans*
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Six one.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"