Sound jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
About a dog.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?