Sound jokes
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.