Sound jokes
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I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
*moans*
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.