What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
