Sound jokes
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
*moans*
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Six one.