I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Basketball Jokes
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!