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Puns

Anonymous

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Puns

Anonymous

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

Game

Anonymous

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

Best

Kian stead

What is Stephen Hawking’s best at in basketball

dribbling

Yo mama

Fuq ME

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.

Hand

Dick Dick

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

Shooting

Anonymous

why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run

Ball

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Play

Squirt

What do you call Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

Puns

Anonymous

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Play

Anonymous

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan

Make

Daniel King

Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?

Because they always make jump shots.

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High

Ryan

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

Helen

Anonymous

What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?

Duhhuuughhhr

Jesus

Anonymous

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans play basketball? Because they dont know were home is

Ball

Anonymous

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

High

Anonymous

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

Ball

Anonymous

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor

My friend was like “that’s a huge sack of balls.”

He didn’t realise what was about to happen.

Play

Anonymous

What do u call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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