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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
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Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
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Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
