I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
