Basketball jokes
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.