Basketball jokes
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.