I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

What is Stephen Hawking’s best at in basketball


What do you call Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?

Because they always make jump shots.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?


Why cant orphans play basketball? Because they dont know were home is

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball


When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor

My friend was like “that’s a huge sack of balls.”

He didn’t realise what was about to happen.