Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
Why do women love wind chimes?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!