Sound Jokes


in Puns

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Stupid jokes


What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.



what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Dark Humor


The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."



One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."


in Little Johnny

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”



Ha ha ha kyabath hai



About a dog

@rainbowplushy on kik

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".

Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".

So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"

The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"

the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"




What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Kira G

in Puns

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave



Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky

I killed a man

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.


Väcüüm Cłëæner

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...



Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

sounds like a match made in heaven




How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.




It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things




My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.