Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
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Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
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Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
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Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
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