Cow

Anonymous

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Light

Light

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Light

Anonymous

Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

sounds like a match made in heaven

Fire

Sneakyjew

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Uncle

Väcüüm Cłëæner

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…

Make

Anonymous

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Life

Anonymous

When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.

But joke time…

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!

Year

Anonymous

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

0

Log

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Funny

Anonymous

It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

2

Pain

SteepThought753 (xbox)

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass

4

Helen

I killed a man

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

1

Little Johnny

Why?

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

Windows

Ryan Haywood

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

6

Don

Anonymous

Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky

Puns

Anonymous

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Pterodactyl

Anonymous

what does a peeing pterodactyl sound like

nothing the pee is silent

Puns

Kira G

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave

Puns

Anonymous

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm