Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
There are some sounds that everyone loves…
- Shoes on gravel
- Crackling of fire
- The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
- Cats purring
When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.
But joke time…
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!
What was Steven Hawking’s last words?
The windows xp log out sound
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
what does a peeing pterodactyl sound like
nothing the pee is silent