Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
