Puns

Light

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Uncle

Väcüüm Cłëæner

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…

Puns

Anonymous

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Log

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Cow

Anonymous

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Fire

Sneakyjew

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

People

Anonymous

When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.

But joke time…

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!

Funny

Anonymous

It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

Wife

Anonymous

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Pain

SteepThought753 (xbox)

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass

Year

Anonymous

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

Make

Anonymous

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

Puns

Anonymous

Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

sounds like a match made in heaven

Die

Ryan Haywood

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

Helen

I killed a man

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Don

Anonymous

Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky

Puns

Kira G

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave

Name

Anonymous

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

Puns

Anonymous

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Computer

p....

The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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