What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

• Shoes on gravel
• Crackling of fire
• The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
• Cats purring

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.

But joke time…

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky

Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

sounds like a match made in heaven

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”.

Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”.

So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?”

The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME”

the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"