Sound jokes
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.