Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
Spell Jokes
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Bend over and spell run.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Balls.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
