So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
What’s a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that’s how you wanna spell it .3.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
Bend over and spell run
Spell ihop , now say ness at the end…😂…I ate your penus!!
haha you said pp
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
Spell icup… U SEE me pee!?
These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David’s father had three
Spell IOUT no space
Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar but Racecar sideways in how Paul Walker died.
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuck” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”
How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes
Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like… that thicc
spell IHOP then say “ness”