Time

Sydney

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

Puns

Anonymous

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

Baby

Why?

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

End

Hope

Spell ihop , now say ness at the end…😂…I ate your penus!!

Run

Dragonlord

Bend over and spell run

Spell

Anonymous

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes

See

Anthony Arias

Spell icup… U SEE me pee!?

Girl

Anonymous

These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet

Time

Anonymous

Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

Car

Anonymous

All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.

THAT

Little Johnny

Mr. Nuclear/little johnny

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuck” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”

Man

Dale Weidert

An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, “What will it be today ma’am…we have every flavor you can imagine”. Old lady says, “Well, I guess I’d like a quart of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says, “Sorry ma’am, we’re out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we’ll have”. "“Ok” she replies, “Why don’t you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream”. The clerk says just a little louder in case she’s hard of hearing, “Sorry ma’am, but we’re fresh out of chocolate ice cream”. The old lady says, “Oh, ok. Why don’t you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?”. Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, “Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?”. “Why of course young man” she says, “V-A-N”. “Right” the clerk says, “Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?”. “Well of course, Straw”, she replied. “Ok then” he says, “Now spell Fuck as in chocolate”. She says, “There’s no Fuck in chocolate”. He says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you… THERE’S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!”.

Difference

USSR Soldier

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled

Guy

jermey

hi i… sorr y my cat t f my cat touched my computtter i dont know where how to deleete. the joe is the joke is that f if you if jj sorry its har d to type the joke is that if y if you

if you i taking a cap if you if if you take a cap off a bottle is it decaptai decapit j decapti decapitation soryr guys sorry guys its g h its a aha h h a ah ah a hard word to spell

Lettuce

GiratinaGod1

Say Lettuce And Spell CUP

Sound

Forest

Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like… that thicc

Walker

maturedmatt

How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.

Orphan

Anonymous

An orphan was in 1st grade and it’s teacher said to spell parrot. The boy spelled Parents.

Space

Michael

Spell IOUT no space

Name

Angel

A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you

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