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Puns

Anonymous

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

Baby

Why?

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Time

Sydney

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

Spell

Anonymous

spell icup

Chair

RedPandaWish

What’s a chairs favorite snack?

Chair-es or Cherries if that’s how you wanna spell it .3.

Spell

Anonymous

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes

Run

Dragonlord

Bend over and spell run

End

Hope

Spell ihop , now say ness at the end…😂…I ate your penus!!

Mississippi

Anonymous

Spell Mississippi

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

haha you said pp

Wife

hehe

Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe

See

Anthony Arias

Spell icup… U SEE me pee!?

Girl

Anonymous

These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet

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Cold

Dark wolf

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David’s father had three

Space

Michael

Spell IOUT no space

Die

Anonymous

Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar but Racecar sideways in how Paul Walker died.

Spell

Anonymous

spell icup

Little Johnny

Mr. Nuclear/little johnny

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuck” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”

Building

sand cat lover

How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes

Sound

Forest

Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like… that thicc

Ness

Cornealquack

spell IHOP then say “ness”

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