Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
Bend over and spell run
Spell Imap and say ness at the end
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
Spell IOUT no space
These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Balls
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
You know why eggs cant tell jokes? They crack eachother up
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
