Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
