Song jokes
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."