Song jokes
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.