What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
