Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
