Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
