Singer jokes
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.