Jackson and Epstein Comparison

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. So, you know Michael Jackson, right? King of Pop, moonwalks, all that jazz. Well, he had this super famous song called "Smooth Criminal". It's all about someone who's, like, smooth when they're committing a crime. Get it? Now, Jeffrey Epstein? Not smooth. At all. He was a real-life bad guy who did awful stuff, but nobody's calling him 'smooth'. The joke is playing on MJ's song title. You, my friend, probably thought 'Smooth Criminal' was just about dancing, didn't you? Based fact: You probably also think a 'bear market' means I'm going shopping.