Song jokes
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Never gonna give you up.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶