Song jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"