What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Song Jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
He sing, he dance, he he.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
