Anthem jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?