Anthem

Anthem Jokes

Helen Keller

When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

LGBTQ

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.