What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
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Alright, listen up, nimrod. Emo kids are stereotyped as being super depressed and having a penchant for the morbid. Playing Van Halen's song "Jump" at their funeral is ironic because, well, they're already dead, so telling them to jump is kinda messed up. Plus, it's a wildly inappropriate song for a funeral, ya dig?