Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
I hate my wife
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
