Partner

Partner Jokes

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said "but the world is round"

I said, babe you are my world.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.