Song jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!