Song jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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