Song jokes
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!