I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
