Song

Song jokes

Door

    • 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

    3, 4, better lock your door.

    5, 6, grab a crucifix.

    7, 8, stay up late.

    9, 10, never sleep again.

    I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

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    • Onion

    • Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?

    He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

    "You are not alone."

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

    A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

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    • Lyric

    • Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.

    Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.

    Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.

    Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.

    Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.

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    • Bear

    • The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

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