Song jokes
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.