Taylor Swift jokes

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.