5+ Best Taylor Swift Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Parkinson

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Song

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Memes

Bed

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

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Karma

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

Fan

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Super Bowl

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

Memes

Career

A Minecraft landscape is displayed. The text on the image says "POV: A video games music is better than Taylor Swift's whole career".

Kanye West

Fan

A screenshot of a post on a social media platform. The post compares being a Taylor Swift fan in 2024 to being Jewish in 1938. The post features a picture of Taylor Swift, looking somber, with the caption. Beneath the post, there is a disclaimer from readers pointing out that, unlike Jewish people in 1938, Taylor Swift fans do not face imprisonment or execution.

Eye test

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

The image shows a meme that is an eye test. In the center, there is a blue apple. The text says: "EYE TEST. If You See This Apple As: Green - You're Normal. Red - Your obsessed with gingers. Blue - GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift."

MF DOOM

MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!

Girl

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, the text says, "GIRLS WHO LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT," and below it is a photo of a person with short brown hair, a pink hairband, pink fingernails, and light-colored eyes. The person has a somewhat unconventional facial appearance. On the right, the text says "GIRLS WHO LISTEN TO *RAP*" and below is a photo of a more conventionally attractive person in a swimming pool, wearing a black bikini top. The person has dark eyebrows and is looking at the camera.

Song

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Taylor Swift is at a meeting table and says, "I need a new song!". In the second panel, three people are giving her suggestions: one says "Breakups!", another says "All men suck!" and the last one says "Something with meaning?". The third panel shows a close-up of Taylor and the man who suggested "something with meaning", who is sitting at a desk in an office. In the background, multiple stick figures are jumping from a building. The text "memecenter.com MemeCenter" is in the bottom right of the image.

Diss

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

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Community

FUCK RAP, I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT = BAD!!!!!!! RAP = GOOD!!!!!!!

the new taylor swift album is so fucking good

Taylor Swift Community