Taylor Swift jokes

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Taylor.